Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Good evening Saints & aints. How are YOU #ON tonight? I'm doing right nice. (As they say in the country. Lol)
WHAT SAY YOU? When was the last time you heard a sermon about Hell? Let's talk.
Oprah. Willow. Willow. #Oprah.
Ladies & gentlemen, the Spiderman Preacher has left the building. #MICDOWN
If anybody asks you where I am going, tell them I'm going up yonder! #spidermanpreacher I'm going back to sleep. Good night everybody!
If every time a new member joins the church I shower them with Silly String, you all will know why. #spidermanpreacher
If every time you get in trouble I suddenly come to your rescue, you all will know why. #spidermanpreacher is being nosey! lol